January 2010
Dear ace of cakes,
Kindly meet your new stalker….me.
:-)
Cause I’m lovin me some ace of cakes…and the entire staff of that little charm city bakery.
Thaaank you food network for keeping up until forever, just to watch shows about things I don’t even like to eat.
A listy list of sorts.
fake mustaches
record players
library books
Those multi colored apples…that I can not think of the name…
art supply stores
lightning bugs
Diet coca cola
Midnight drives
paper lanterns
street art
Red skittles
typewriters
mashed potatoes
Dancing
crayons
roller-skating
Bed time movies
glass jars
yard sales
mix tapes
dresses
us
old cameras
plane tickets
Hula hoops
...
15 Interesting Dreaming Facts.
catchafire:
1. You forget 90% of your dreams. Within 5 minutes of waking, half of your dream is forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone.
2. Blind people also dream. People who became blind after birth can see images in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion.
3. Everybody dreams....
WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELING REALLY SHITTY
oh take me back to the start.
ouch
:-(
Tangerine.
I’m eating one.
You. Are jealous.
I'm looking quite foxy today
Jus sayyyin’
:-)
I think my shoulders broken though?
And so besides the broken shoulder… I’m pretty foxy.
It’s really hurting though!
Owwwwww
Kiss it.
:o(
Closer.
Where is this love? I can’t see it, I can’t touch it. I can’t feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can’t do anything with your easy words.
Caught somewhere between the liar and the lyer
A lie is a lye is a lie is a lye is a
Lie.Lie.Lie
I made enchiladas tonight.
I can not wait to cook enchiladas and bake cookies and cupcakes and pancakes in the morning with strawberry hearts on top and let you lick the chocolatey spoon after making brownies and skip around the kitchen singing silly songs and dancing like maniacs and make blanket tents and draw a milliondy pictures and take long drives to open spaces and have inside jokes and watch Disney movies and make...
Awkward Situations
chrisfreshh:
himynameisemmy:
melmyfinger:
Socially Awkward Situation #1: You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait. Socially Awkward Situation #2: Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’t calling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw. Socially Awkward Situation #3: ...
Watching Garden State, because it's just been that...
Sam: what are you doing?
Andrew: You remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own and then finding you once I had stuff figured out?
Sam: The ellipsis?
Andrew: Yeah, the ellipsis. It’s dumb. It’s dumb, it’s an awful idea and I’m not gonna do it, okay? Cause like you said this is it. This is life. And I’m in love with you, Samantha. I think that’s the only thing I’ve ever been...
I think all of us ladies (and gay men) need to...
supfiggy:
THANK GOD FOR BOYS.
They may drive us absolutely insane sometimes. They may forget our birthdays, sit in front of the TV playing video games for hours, make a mess, or just not get it, but oh lord, do I love them.
Love love love love them.
They make me completely mad and livid at times, and there are many occasions where I think becoming a lesbian would be easier than having to deal...
You forget
What it means to actually mean something to someone.
Until you have someone come up to you,and have them tell you that you make them laugh, that you brighten their day, that they like you more than 100 other people they see everyday, that they couldn’t have made it through another day, without your smile and dumb jokes and snarky comments to get them through their daughters cancer...
SO IT'S 3OH!3'S FAULT THAT THE TRIANGLE HAS BECOME...
supfiggy:
Hahahaha that was in Denver. How ridiculous
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN O BUT SOME PEOPLE CLEARLY DON’T KNOW THEIR SHAPES. I BLAME 3OH!3 FOR ALL OF THIS.
textsfromlastnight:
(612): You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
textsfromlastnight:
Ohmygod that was me minus the vomit. Poor George getting hit by a bus
(513): She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey’s Anatomy
